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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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