haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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