You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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