i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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