So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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