question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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