This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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