He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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