This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she smelled like a LAN party
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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