CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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