if i died would you start the facebook group?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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