Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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