I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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