The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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