Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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