I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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