I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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