people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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