sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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