I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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