Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Found the puke drawer
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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