does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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