That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize