Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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