Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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