Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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