Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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