508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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