Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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