How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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