drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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