she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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