The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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