There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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