forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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