dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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