when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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