dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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