Sry I called you an 8
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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