Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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