we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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