no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
from now on my penis is your penis
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
false alarm, still single
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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