I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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