That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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