We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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