they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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