He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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