We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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