Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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