fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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